You're Killing Me, Smalls Tee

$29.97

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Color: Athletic Heather

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Whether you were playing in the street yelling “Car!” or losing daylight at the local sandlot, every crew had a Smalls.
And every Gen Xer still hears this line like it was shouted yesterday:
“You’re killing me, Smalls!”

This tee is for the summer misfits, the perpetual underdogs, and anyone who grew up on scraped knees, neighborhood legends, and perfectly quotable movies. It’s a soft, classic unisex fit that wears like your favorite old jersey—and sparks immediate recognition from anyone who gets it.

Perfect for backyard BBQs, spontaneous wiffle ball games, or just reminiscing about the days when your biggest problem was who brought the ball.

Throw it on. Stir up the memories.
Because you don’t just remember it—you lived it.

Shipping Info

We know it takes a little longer — each piece is made to order just for you.
That’s why we cover shipping on every order.
Most orders arrive in about 10 days from purchase, and we’ll send tracking as soon as it’s on the way.
(We waited for perms to grow out and for Sun-In to fade. You’ve trained for this.)

Return Policy

If your latest Gen X Vibes pick isn't making you feel like the rockstar you are, no worries! You've got a cool 30 days from the purchase date to swing it back to us for a return.

Here’s the deal:

Shoot us an email with your order number and the email you used to place it.

Tell us why you're looking to return it — we’re all ears.

When it's time for a refund, we keep it simple — the mula goes straight back to the original payment method you used to buy your gear.

And hey, snap a pic of the item and attach it to your email so we can see what needs to be improved on.

We’ll get back to you within 48 hours (usually way quicker) with all the info you need to get things sorted. We’re here to make sure you're stoked with your gear!