Breakfast Club Tee

$29.97

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Color: Black

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Slip this on like it's Saturday morning and you're stuck in detention for being a little too loud, a little too weird, or just not fitting the mold.

This tee channels The Breakfast Club’s most iconic rebel energy—with that deadpan line that summed up our Gen X worldview:
“Screws fall out all the time. The world’s an imperfect place.”
Equal parts smartass and truth bomb, it’s the ultimate comeback for every Gen Xer who figured out early that perfection was a myth—and detours make the best stories.

Classic unisex fit. Super soft. And just the right amount of jaded. Perfect for movie marathons, PTA meetings, or silently judging groupthink from the back of the room.

Wear it like a warning. Or a shrug. Your call.
Either way—let the screws fall where they may.

Shipping Info

We know it takes a little longer — each piece is made to order just for you.
That’s why we cover shipping on every order.
Most orders arrive in about 10 days from purchase, and we’ll send tracking as soon as it’s on the way.
(We waited for perms to grow out and for Sun-In to fade. You’ve trained for this.)

Return Policy

If your latest Gen X Vibes pick isn't making you feel like the rockstar you are, no worries! You've got a cool 30 days from the purchase date to swing it back to us for a return.

Here’s the deal:

Shoot us an email with your order number and the email you used to place it.

Tell us why you're looking to return it — we’re all ears.

When it's time for a refund, we keep it simple — the mula goes straight back to the original payment method you used to buy your gear.

And hey, snap a pic of the item and attach it to your email so we can see what needs to be improved on.

We’ll get back to you within 48 hours (usually way quicker) with all the info you need to get things sorted. We’re here to make sure you're stoked with your gear!