Clean Plate Club Tee

$29.97

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Color: Pink

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You didn’t leave the table until your plate was clean.
Not a pea. Not a single cold lima bean. Nothing.

This tee is a proud (and slightly traumatized) tribute to every Gen Xer who survived the nightly dinner standoff. It’s for the kids who learned the art of negotiation over canned carrots and figured out how to hide broccoli under a napkin without getting caught. Whether you earned your spot in the Clean Plate Club out of duty, guilt, or strategic surrender—this shirt’s for you.

Classic unisex fit, soft feel, and just the right balance of bitter and funny. Ideal for family gatherings, potlucks, or side-eyeing steamed vegetables as an adult.

Wear it like the badge of honor it is.
Because we didn’t get dessert until we earned it.

Shipping Info

We know it takes a little longer — each piece is made to order just for you.
That’s why we cover shipping on every order.
Most orders arrive in about 10 days from purchase, and we’ll send tracking as soon as it’s on the way.
(We waited for perms to grow out and for Sun-In to fade. You’ve trained for this.)

Return Policy

If your latest Gen X Vibes pick isn't making you feel like the rockstar you are, no worries! You've got a cool 30 days from the purchase date to swing it back to us for a return.

Here’s the deal:

Shoot us an email with your order number and the email you used to place it.

Tell us why you're looking to return it — we’re all ears.

When it's time for a refund, we keep it simple — the mula goes straight back to the original payment method you used to buy your gear.

And hey, snap a pic of the item and attach it to your email so we can see what needs to be improved on.

We’ll get back to you within 48 hours (usually way quicker) with all the info you need to get things sorted. We’re here to make sure you're stoked with your gear!