Off the Hook Tee

$29.97

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Color: Soft Cream

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Our childhood was literally off the hook—in more ways than one.

This tee pays tribute to the true heart of every Gen X household: the kitchen wall phone. With its tangled cord, rotary dial (if your family hadn’t upgraded), and the constant risk of someone picking up the extension mid-call, it was both lifeline and landmine. Gossip, crush confessions, and the occasional prank all lived right there on the wall.

Classic unisex fit, soft enough for lounging, and bold enough to spark instant recognition from fellow Gen Xers who still remember wrapping that cord around their fingers while spilling secrets.

Wear it like a badge of honor.
Because the phone wasn’t just a phone—it was the stage of our youth.

Shipping Info

We know it takes a little longer — each piece is made to order just for you.
That’s why we cover shipping on every order.
Most orders arrive in about 10 days from purchase, and we’ll send tracking as soon as it’s on the way.
(We waited for perms to grow out and for Sun-In to fade. You’ve trained for this.)

Return Policy

If your latest Gen X Vibes pick isn't making you feel like the rockstar you are, no worries! You've got a cool 30 days from the purchase date to swing it back to us for a return.

Here’s the deal:

Shoot us an email with your order number and the email you used to place it.

Tell us why you're looking to return it — we’re all ears.

When it's time for a refund, we keep it simple — the mula goes straight back to the original payment method you used to buy your gear.

And hey, snap a pic of the item and attach it to your email so we can see what needs to be improved on.

We’ll get back to you within 48 hours (usually way quicker) with all the info you need to get things sorted. We’re here to make sure you're stoked with your gear!