Gym Teachers Tee

$29.97

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Color: Black

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Let’s be honest—our gym teachers were built different.
And by different, we mean sadistic.

This tee is for every Gen Xer who still flinches at the sound of a whistle and the words “pick teams.” These were the grown adults who took joy in watching the uncoordinated, asthmatic, and reluctant take dodgeballs to the face—all while rocking polyester shorts that somehow made them angrier.

There was no mercy. Only laps.
You were either naturally athletic or publicly sacrificed.

Classic unisex fit, soft enough to cancel out the emotional chafing, and perfect for spotting fellow PE survivors who also pretend to like yoga now out of pure trauma response.

May their shorts have granted them eternal jock itch. Amen.
Suit up, and honor the bruises.

Shipping Info

HURRY! Free shipping until Labor Day only. Like the summer of '85—fleeting and perfect.

Return Policy

If your latest Gen X Vibes pick isn't making you feel like the rockstar you are, no worries! You've got a cool 30 days from the purchase date to swing it back to us for a return.

Here’s the deal:

Shoot us an email with your order number and the email you used to place it.

Tell us why you're looking to return it — we’re all ears.

When it's time for a refund, we keep it simple — the mula goes straight back to the original payment method you used to buy your gear.

And hey, snap a pic of the item and attach it to your email so we can see what needs to be improved on.

We’ll get back to you within 48 hours (usually way quicker) with all the info you need to get things sorted. We’re here to make sure you're stoked with your gear!