Where's the Beef?!

$29.97

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Color: Vintage Black

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In 1984, Wendy’s dropped the mic on every oversized bun in America with one tiny, cranky woman demanding, “Where’s the beef?” The ad became an instant cultural catchphrase — one part sass, one part rebellion, and all Gen X attitude.

Every generation had its icons. We had Clara Peller. She wasn’t airbrushed, she wasn’t selling perfection — she was selling the truth. Too much fluff, not enough substance. (Honestly, still relevant.)

This tee celebrates that perfect mix of humor and honesty that defined the era. The commercial was ridiculous, yes, but it also nailed something deeper — the moment when Gen X started calling B.S. on everything bloated and fake.

Soft cotton, vintage vibe, pure cultural snack. Wear it whenever someone serves up too much bun and not enough beef — metaphorically or otherwise.

Shipping Info

We know it takes a little longer — each piece is made to order just for you.
That’s why we cover shipping on every order.
Most orders arrive in about 10 days from purchase, and we’ll send tracking as soon as it’s on the way.
(We waited for perms to grow out and for Sun-In to fade. You’ve trained for this.)

Return Policy

If your latest Gen X Vibes pick isn't making you feel like the rockstar you are, no worries! You've got a cool 30 days from the purchase date to swing it back to us for a return.

Here’s the deal:

Shoot us an email with your order number and the email you used to place it.

Tell us why you're looking to return it — we’re all ears.

When it's time for a refund, we keep it simple — the mula goes straight back to the original payment method you used to buy your gear.

And hey, snap a pic of the item and attach it to your email so we can see what needs to be improved on.

We’ll get back to you within 48 hours (usually way quicker) with all the info you need to get things sorted. We’re here to make sure you're stoked with your gear!