Airplane Sniffing Glue Tee

$29.97

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You know you’re Gen X if just reading the phrase “picked the wrong day…” has you hearing it in that deadpan delivery and picturing absolute chaos at the control tower.

“Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.”
The tower’s in flames, the crew’s losing it, and somehow he’s still holding on—with a tie around his head and that wild-eyed stare. This tee is a tribute to one of the most quotable lines from Airplane!, the movie that made us laugh at turbulence, trauma, and everything in between.

Perfect for fans of absurd comedy, deadpan one-liners, and the kind of Gen X humor that definitely wouldn’t get made today. Soft, classic unisex fit and ideal for movie nights, airport delays, or just signaling to fellow weirdos that yes, you do speak fluent Zucker brothers.

Classic comedy. Cult quote. Zero regrets.
Snag yours now—before it’s the wrong day to wait.

Shipping Info

We know it takes a little longer — each piece is made to order just for you.
That’s why we cover shipping on every order.
Most orders arrive in about 10 days from purchase, and we’ll send tracking as soon as it’s on the way.
(We waited for perms to grow out and for Sun-In to fade. You’ve trained for this.)

Return Policy

If your latest Gen X Vibes pick isn't making you feel like the rockstar you are, no worries! You've got a cool 30 days from the purchase date to swing it back to us for a return.

Here’s the deal:

Shoot us an email with your order number and the email you used to place it.

Tell us why you're looking to return it — we’re all ears.

When it's time for a refund, we keep it simple — the mula goes straight back to the original payment method you used to buy your gear.

And hey, snap a pic of the item and attach it to your email so we can see what needs to be improved on.

We’ll get back to you within 48 hours (usually way quicker) with all the info you need to get things sorted. We’re here to make sure you're stoked with your gear!