Move Over Bacon Tee

$29.97

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Color: White

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“Move over, bacon…”
If you can still hear that dramatic 80s voiceover in your head, this shirt is for you.

Long before kale chips and air fryers, we were raised on sizzling pans, low-fat lies, and food commercials that sounded like action movie trailers. Sizzlean wasn’t just fake bacon—it was a moment. It crackled, it popped, and it convinced an entire generation that rebranded pork scraps were the healthy choice.

This tee is your greasy little time machine—a tribute to the over-the-top ad campaigns, neon packaging, and the kitchen chaos of Gen X childhoods. It’s crispy. It’s nostalgic. And yeah, it’s slightly absurd.

Super soft, classic fit, and perfect for brunch, retro cookouts, or just confusing millennials at the grocery store.

Because you didn’t just eat it.
You lived it.
Wear it loud. And maybe bring a paper towel.

Shipping Info

HURRY! Free shipping until Labor Day only. Like the summer of '85—fleeting and perfect.

Return Policy

If your latest Gen X Vibes pick isn't making you feel like the rockstar you are, no worries! You've got a cool 30 days from the purchase date to swing it back to us for a return.

Here’s the deal:

Shoot us an email with your order number and the email you used to place it.

Tell us why you're looking to return it — we’re all ears.

When it's time for a refund, we keep it simple — the mula goes straight back to the original payment method you used to buy your gear.

And hey, snap a pic of the item and attach it to your email so we can see what needs to be improved on.

We’ll get back to you within 48 hours (usually way quicker) with all the info you need to get things sorted. We’re here to make sure you're stoked with your gear!