There she was — hair perfectly feathered, wearing heels in the kitchen, purring through that smoky jingle: “I can bring home the bacon… fry it up in a pan… and never, ever let you forget you’re a man.”

Every Gen X kid saw that Enjoli perfume commercial and got a front-row seat to the most confusing gender message of the 1980s. Work all day, look perfect, cook dinner, flirt, and somehow make it all look effortless. It was empowerment, exhaustion, and objectification all in one catchy little tune.

And we sang along.

This shirt isn’t just a throwback — it’s a wink to every Gen X woman who grew up watching that impossible ideal play out between reruns of Charlie’s Angels and Laverne & Shirley. It’s about the absurdity we absorbed, the standards we laughed through, and the humor that keeps us sane now.

Soft, breathable, and made for real life (not ad life), this tee celebrates the women who did it all — because they had to — and still found time to make jokes about it later.

Wear it to your job, your kitchen, your couch, or wherever you’re currently not performing emotional labor for someone else.