Don't Hate Me Because I'm Beautiful Tee

$29.97

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Color: Athletic Heather

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**WOMENS FIT*

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“Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful…”
Ah yes—the five-word flex that launched a thousand hair flips.

If that iconic line still echoes in your head in a soft-focus, slow-motion voiceover, you were definitely raised on a steady stream of 80s TV commercials where shampoo had a plot, lighting was its own character, and confidence came in a bottle. This tee channels that era—part satire, part slay, all Gen X.

Whether you were a full-blown Pantene girl or just watching in awe while brushing your bangs into a perfect fan, this shirt is your retro power move. It’s for the ones who know beauty was never just about looks—it was about attitude, Aqua Net, and a well-timed toss of the head.

Super soft, classic fit, and ideal for 80s parties, girls’ nights, or serving looks while grocery shopping. Because confidence never goes out of style.

Shipping Info

HURRY! Free shipping until Labor Day only. Like the summer of '85—fleeting and perfect.

Return Policy

Shoot us an email with your order number and the email you used to place it. Tell us why you're looking to return it — we’re all ears.

When it's time for a refund, we keep it simple — the mula goes straight back to the original payment method you used to buy your gear.

And hey, snap a pic of the item and attach it to your email so we can see what needs to be improved on.

We’ll get back to you within 48 hours (usually way quicker) with all the info you need to get things sorted. We’re here to make sure you're stoked with your gear!