Poltergeist Tee

$29.97

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She was innocent. She was blonde. She was... terrifying.

This tee is a cheeky nod to the moment that haunted an entire generation—Carol Ann staring into the static and whispering, “They’re heeeere.” If you’re still slightly uneasy around a detuned TV, you’re not alone. Poltergeist gave us trauma before we even knew what that was.

Super soft, classic unisex fit, and perfect for horror movie marathons, Halloween parties, or quietly letting people know you have seen some things. Whether you watched through your fingers or pretended it didn’t freak you out (it did), this shirt gets it.

Slip it on. Embrace the static.
Because some childhood memories never fade—they just get creepier.

Shipping Info

We know it takes a little longer — each piece is made to order just for you.
That’s why we cover shipping on every order.
Most orders arrive in about 10 days from purchase, and we’ll send tracking as soon as it’s on the way.
(We waited for perms to grow out and for Sun-In to fade. You’ve trained for this.)

Return Policy

If your latest Gen X Vibes pick isn't making you feel like the rockstar you are, no worries! You've got a cool 30 days from the purchase date to swing it back to us for a return.

Here’s the deal:

Shoot us an email with your order number and the email you used to place it.

Tell us why you're looking to return it — we’re all ears.

When it's time for a refund, we keep it simple — the mula goes straight back to the original payment method you used to buy your gear.

And hey, snap a pic of the item and attach it to your email so we can see what needs to be improved on.

We’ll get back to you within 48 hours (usually way quicker) with all the info you need to get things sorted. We’re here to make sure you're stoked with your gear!