Calgon Tee

$29.97

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Color: Navy

Size S M L XL 2XL

**WOMENS FIT*

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We used to laugh at this line like it was a punchline.
Now? It feels more like a prayer.

This tee brings back the iconic cry for help from every overworked 70s and 80s commercial mom who just needed a damn break—and a bubble bath that fixed everything. Back then, it was a joke. Today, it's the most relatable thing we’ve ever heard.

Whether you screamed it at your siblings for fun or now mutter it under your breath mid-scroll, this shirt says what we’re all feeling: someone take us away—preferably with warm water and silence.

Classic unisex fit, super soft, and perfect for Target runs, bedtime wine pours, or locking the bathroom door and pretending you're not home.

Wear it like a warning. Or an invitation. Your call.
Just don’t forget the Calgon.

Shipping Info

HURRY! Free shipping until Labor Day only. Like the summer of '85—fleeting and perfect.

Return Policy

Shoot us an email with your order number and the email you used to place it. Tell us why you're looking to return it — we’re all ears.

When it's time for a refund, we keep it simple — the mula goes straight back to the original payment method you used to buy your gear.

And hey, snap a pic of the item and attach it to your email so we can see what needs to be improved on.

We’ll get back to you within 48 hours (usually way quicker) with all the info you need to get things sorted. We’re here to make sure you're stoked with your gear!