Airplane Shirley Tee

$29.97

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“Surely you can’t be serious.”
“I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.”

If that exchange lives in your head forever, you’re in the right aisle.

This tee is a tribute to the most legendary deadpan in cinematic history—courtesy of Airplane!, the movie that taught us how to laugh through disaster, dysfunction, and inflatable autopilots. Whether you first heard it on VHS or cable reruns, this line became the official Gen X response to life’s ridiculousness.

Perfect for anyone who keeps it together while everything falls apart—parents, teachers, managers, or just naturally unflappable weirdos. Classic unisex fit, super soft feel, and ideal for quoting, eye-rolling, or just reminding people you are serious.

Wear it straight-faced. Wear it often.
And seriously—don’t let them call you Shirley. Grab yours now.

Shipping Info

We know it takes a little longer — each piece is made to order just for you.
That’s why we cover shipping on every order.
Most orders arrive in about 10 days from purchase, and we’ll send tracking as soon as it’s on the way.
(We waited for perms to grow out and for Sun-In to fade. You’ve trained for this.)

Return Policy

If your latest Gen X Vibes pick isn't making you feel like the rockstar you are, no worries! You've got a cool 30 days from the purchase date to swing it back to us for a return.

Here’s the deal:

Shoot us an email with your order number and the email you used to place it.

Tell us why you're looking to return it — we’re all ears.

When it's time for a refund, we keep it simple — the mula goes straight back to the original payment method you used to buy your gear.

And hey, snap a pic of the item and attach it to your email so we can see what needs to be improved on.

We’ll get back to you within 48 hours (usually way quicker) with all the info you need to get things sorted. We’re here to make sure you're stoked with your gear!