We Wore Short Shorts! Hoodie

$49.97

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Color Black Sport Grey White

Size S M L XL 2XL

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Before TikTok trends and fast fashion hauls, there was Nair — and the jingle you can still hear whether you want to or not: “Who wears short shorts? We wear short shorts!”

Every 70s and 80s kid remembers that ad — tanned legs, white shorts, hair flipped just right, and a level of confidence that could only come from an aerosol can and pure television magic. It was the soundtrack of every summer afternoon rerun, the ad that made us all a little confused, a little curious, and a little obsessed with being “ready for the beach.”

This hoodie flips the script: We wore short shorts. Past tense. Because we did — and we looked damn good doing it. It’s a wink to the Gen X women who lived through that era of jingles, jingling nerves, and questionable fashion choices.

Soft, lightweight, and built for real bodies, this shirt is less about hair removal and more about memory retrieval. It’s a shout-out to the girls who grew up before filters, before “body positivity” was a hashtag — when confidence came from a can and a catchy tune.

Shipping Info

We know it takes a little longer — each piece is made to order just for you.
That’s why we cover shipping on every order.
Most orders arrive in about 10 days from purchase, and we’ll send tracking as soon as it’s on the way.
(We waited for perms to grow out and for Sun-In to fade. You’ve trained for this.)

Return Policy

If your latest Gen X Vibes pick isn't making you feel like the rockstar you are, no worries! You've got a cool 30 days from the purchase date to swing it back to us for a return.

Here’s the deal:

Shoot us an email with your order number and the email you used to place it.

Tell us why you're looking to return it — we’re all ears.

When it's time for a refund, we keep it simple — the mula goes straight back to the original payment method you used to buy your gear.

And hey, snap a pic of the item and attach it to your email so we can see what needs to be improved on.

We’ll get back to you within 48 hours (usually way quicker) with all the info you need to get things sorted. We’re here to make sure you're stoked with your gear!