Presidential Fitness Test Hoodie

$19.00

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We’re still not over it.
In fact, part of us is still hanging from that godforsaken rope in the cafetorium.

This tee is for every Gen Xer who endured the public humiliation known as the Presidential Physical Fitness Test—a rite of passage that was somehow both government-sanctioned and deeply unhinged. You didn’t train for it. You weren’t warned. And yet, there you were: holding a plank, touching your toes, and trying not to cry in front of the kid who could do 47 pull-ups.

Soft, classic unisex fit with just the right amount of stretch—because you’ve done enough sit-and-reach for one lifetime.

Touch your own damn toes, Prez.
Throw this on and reclaim the rope trauma.

Shipping Info

HURRY! Free shipping until Labor Day only. Like the summer of '85—fleeting and perfect.

Return Policy

If your latest Gen X Vibes pick isn't making you feel like the rockstar you are, no worries! You've got a cool 30 days from the purchase date to swing it back to us for a return.

Here’s the deal:

Shoot us an email with your order number and the email you used to place it.

Tell us why you're looking to return it — we’re all ears.

When it's time for a refund, we keep it simple — the mula goes straight back to the original payment method you used to buy your gear.

And hey, snap a pic of the item and attach it to your email so we can see what needs to be improved on.

We’ll get back to you within 48 hours (usually way quicker) with all the info you need to get things sorted. We’re here to make sure you're stoked with your gear!