Mother Nature Hoodie

$49.97

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Color: Athletic Gray

Size S M L XL 2XL

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We grew up fearing one woman more than our moms, teachers, and angry lunch ladies combined. Mother Nature. And all it took was a margarine commercial.

She showed up in a flowing gown, delivered one line with icy precision, and summoned thunder like she meant it. No notes. No warnings. Just vibes and vengeance.

This hoodie is for every Gen Xer who remembers that you do not mess with Mother Nature—especially when it comes to butter substitutes, bad attitudes, or lying about who ate the last Swiss Cake Roll.

Classic unisex fit, soft like the couch you weren’t allowed to eat on, and perfect for anyone who knows that nature doesn’t forget.

She gave us wood-paneled station wagons, latchkey afternoons, and seasonal allergies—and we’re still grateful. Just don’t try to fool her. You’ve been warned.

Shipping Info

We know it takes a little longer — each piece is made to order just for you.
That’s why we cover shipping on every order.
Most orders arrive in about 10 days from purchase, and we’ll send tracking as soon as it’s on the way.
(We waited for perms to grow out and for Sun-In to fade. You’ve trained for this.)

Return Policy

If your latest Gen X Vibes pick isn't making you feel like the rockstar you are, no worries! You've got a cool 30 days from the purchase date to swing it back to us for a return.

Here’s the deal:

Shoot us an email with your order number and the email you used to place it.

Tell us why you're looking to return it — we’re all ears.

When it's time for a refund, we keep it simple — the mula goes straight back to the original payment method you used to buy your gear.

And hey, snap a pic of the item and attach it to your email so we can see what needs to be improved on.

We’ll get back to you within 48 hours (usually way quicker) with all the info you need to get things sorted. We’re here to make sure you're stoked with your gear!