I Survived Dodgeball Tee

$29.97

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Color: Black

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You know you’re Gen X if you still flinch when someone picks up a red rubber ball.

Before participation trophies and foam padding, there was dodgeball—pure, chaotic, gym-class warfare. You dodged. You ducked. You got nailed in the face. And somehow, you made it out alive.

This tee is for the true survivors of the elementary school battlefield. The ones who learned strategy, reflexes, and the meaning of betrayal—all between the free-throw lines. If you’ve ever heard “headshots don’t count” while seeing stars, this shirt is your badge of honor.

Bold, nostalgic, and just a little bit bruised, it's a tribute to the unsupervised mayhem that passed for physical education in the 80s. Classic unisex fit, super soft feel, and perfect for reunion nights, casual Fridays, or warning others you’ve got a mean sidearm.

Because you didn’t just play dodgeball. You survived it.
Grab yours and rep your gym-class trauma.

Shipping Info

HURRY! Free shipping until Labor Day only. Like the summer of '85—fleeting and perfect.

Return Policy

If your latest Gen X Vibes pick isn't making you feel like the rockstar you are, no worries! You've got a cool 30 days from the purchase date to swing it back to us for a return.

Here’s the deal:

Shoot us an email with your order number and the email you used to place it.

Tell us why you're looking to return it — we’re all ears.

When it's time for a refund, we keep it simple — the mula goes straight back to the original payment method you used to buy your gear.

And hey, snap a pic of the item and attach it to your email so we can see what needs to be improved on.

We’ll get back to you within 48 hours (usually way quicker) with all the info you need to get things sorted. We’re here to make sure you're stoked with your gear!