Charmin Hoodie

$49.97

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Color: Charcoal

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There was a time when grocery shopping wasn’t just about cereal and snacks — it was theater. You’d walk down the paper aisle, and there he was: Mr. Whipple, the uptight store manager who couldn’t stand seeing anyone squeeze the Charmin. Didn’t matter that the whole point was how soft it was — his job was to stop you. And yet, every time your mom turned her cart that way, you had to do it. Just one quick squeeze.

This hoodie takes you straight back to that glorious era of jingles, taglines, and commercials that lived rent-free in every Gen X brain. The Charmin guy, the Oscar Mayer kid, Mikey who liked it — they were the background noise of Saturday mornings and dinner prep hours. “Please don’t squeeze the Charmin” wasn’t just an ad line. It was a cultural event, running for over 20 years and teaching an entire generation that toilet paper had personality.

This hoodie is a love letter to the brands, characters, and oddball charm of old-school TV commercials. It’s funny, it’s weirdly comforting, and it’s a perfect reminder that our childhood marketing was way better than whatever’s in our feeds now.

Wear it to the store. See if anyone flinches when you reach for the Charmin.

Shipping Info

We know it takes a little longer — each piece is made to order just for you.
That’s why we cover shipping on every order.
Most orders arrive in about 10 days from purchase, and we’ll send tracking as soon as it’s on the way.
(We waited for perms to grow out and for Sun-In to fade. You’ve trained for this.)

Return Policy

If your latest Gen X Vibes pick isn't making you feel like the rockstar you are, no worries! You've got a cool 30 days from the purchase date to swing it back to us for a return.

Here’s the deal:

Shoot us an email with your order number and the email you used to place it.

Tell us why you're looking to return it — we’re all ears.

When it's time for a refund, we keep it simple — the mula goes straight back to the original payment method you used to buy your gear.

And hey, snap a pic of the item and attach it to your email so we can see what needs to be improved on.

We’ll get back to you within 48 hours (usually way quicker) with all the info you need to get things sorted. We’re here to make sure you're stoked with your gear!