As If Hoodie

$49.97

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Ugh. As if.
Two words. Zero explanation needed.

This hoodie doesn’t ask for attention—it deflects it with precision. Whether you were quoting Cher Horowitz or just shutting down nonsense before it started, As If was the ultimate 90s power move (and let’s be real, it still works).

Cut for confidence and comfort, this hoodie brings the attitude in a soft, flattering silhouette that’s perfect for brunch shade, mall nostalgia, or silently judging people in line at Target.

Throw it on. Tilt your head. Let the shirt do the talking.
Because subtlety is overrated—and as if we were going to explain ourselves.

Shipping Info

HURRY! Free shipping until Labor Day only. Like the summer of '85—fleeting and perfect.

Return Policy

If your latest Gen X Vibes pick isn't making you feel like the rockstar you are, no worries! You've got a cool 30 days from the purchase date to swing it back to us for a return.

Here’s the deal:

Shoot us an email with your order number and the email you used to place it.

Tell us why you're looking to return it — we’re all ears.

When it's time for a refund, we keep it simple — the mula goes straight back to the original payment method you used to buy your gear.

And hey, snap a pic of the item and attach it to your email so we can see what needs to be improved on.

We’ll get back to you within 48 hours (usually way quicker) with all the info you need to get things sorted. We’re here to make sure you're stoked with your gear!