You know you’re Gen X if you can still hear this in your head: “ALL SKATERS MUST NOW CHANGE DIRECTION.” One minute you were skating backwards to Blondie, the next you were desperately trying not to crash into your crush during the world’s slowest U-turn. If the echo of this PA announcement unlocks a core memory, this is your shirt.

This retro hoodie is for every Gen X’er who grew up on roller rinks, orange drink in a paper cup, and the faint smell of rental skates. Bold, simple, and designed for maximum “wait—where’d you get that?” energy, it’s the kind of nostalgia that doesn’t need to explain itself. You either get it, or you’re too young to ride.

Perfect for 80s parties, reunion nights, or just showing up at Target to see who else is in the club. Super soft, classic fit, and ready to relive those glory days (no wrist guards required). Guaranteed to make fellow Gen Xers point, nod, and maybe do the hokey pokey

Bring back the rink, one hoodie at a time. Grab yours and let the memories roll.